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Friends + Enemies
Which Category are you?
December 2006 - January 2007
Friend of the Month
Name: Kate
Also goes by: Wingman, Katie, Snowboard Goddess
Likes: Boys.
Dislikes: Boys.
Reason for receiving this honor: Is the world's best wingman.
Quotes: "Whatever, all those people have ass-burgers." & "Just kiss him!"
Enemy of the Month
Name: Jenny
Also Goes by: Ritter, Shitter, Lark-shit
Likes: Monkeys & Peanut Butter.
Dislikes: Personalized snowmen.
Reason for receiving this shame: Gives the worst advice ever.
Quotes: "OMG! You should go! Then call me, I want to hear stories later."
September/October 2006
Friend of the Month
Name: Rachel
Also goes by: "Our Spinster Daughter"
Likes: Tall men with trucks, pot glasses.
Dislikes: Grilled cheese, wrapping limb-stumps.
Reason for receiving this honor: Is one of my only friends left that isn't married or engaged.
Quotes: "I need to makeout with someone now."
Enemy of the Month
Name: Tikva
Also Goes by: TikToc, HotBabe#1487, Hey-Beyatch
Likes: Digging in my cupboards for scraps.
Dislikes: Anyone taller than she is.
Reason for receiving this shame: Poured beer all over me at Kate B.'s rooftop party.
Quotes: "I totally kicked your ass at Kate's party."